FMK - Language

I figure I should get this out of the way now. I agree with George Carlin. There are no bad words. There are words that are right for the situation. I do not believe that I am going to be the type of dad who censors things from my children. With some exceptions, I think everything is pretty much fair game. And that includes language. In the short life of this blog I have used some colorful language. And I will continue to use colorful language. As I said earlier, I do not want to lie to you. Your father curses, a lot. It is simply how I talk. I am not ashamed. I do not think it makes sound uneducated. It simply is what it is. I will say shit on here. I will probably drop a fuck or two for good measure. There are two reasons for this. One, I think you will get a kick of out this when you read it. Two, your mother makes a really funny face when she reads a post and sees that I cursed. Her funny faces are the best funny faces I have ever seen. I do what I can to see them on a daily basis. I know you will love them too. She rules.
Back to the point though, there are no bad words. Certain words are appropriate for certain situations. When you wake up in the middle of the night to go pee, and stub your toe, if you don't say at the very least, "Shit!" then something is wrong with you. Plus to be honest, little kids cursing is about the funniest thing in the world. It truly is. Your cousin Torie called your mom aunt Tits for awhile and I laughed every time. It never got old. And it never will.
PS - If anyone happens to read this and thinks, my god, how can he say such things, I would simply like to remind you that everyone curses. Some of you pretend you do not but you do. It is OK. Stop living with the guilt and let those nasty things you say to other drivers when they cut you off out. You'll live longer.